Fat Shizzle, or Big Fat McFatfat is a ninja warrior, although he weighs over 500 pounds. He is known across the entire world as a dual laser-katana wielding raider, and has chopped off over a trillion of Enclave heads. How does he not run out of Enclave soldiers, you ask? Well, because of the great invention called the ' Enclave Dispenser 2.0.', which is programmed to spout out soldiers, Vertibirds and Rad-Away biscuits.
Nowadays, Fat Shizzle can be seen when either hiking over the Himalayas or flying around as a chopper gunner in the Sahara desert. When not at work, he enjoys sunbathing, sunbathing, sleeping, and sunbathing.
- "I DUNNO...MAYBE WE NEEDZ TO...BWOEUAARK...HEY FELLA'S! ME'SA SEE PLAN IN VOMIT"
- ―Fat Shizzle